Highlight’s from this week’s astronomy lecture:

- “So basically what I’m saying is our universe is a cannibal”

- “FAKE! It’s all FAKE! Don’t trust ANYTHING!”

- “This galaxy has some nice arms. I’d swipe right on that”

- “Spaghettification. Yes, that is an actual scientific word”

- “Short summary of the last chapter: we know nothing about anything”

- they found water on mars by taking the intersection of two lines (fucking real life application of that shit you thought was useless)

- we’re all going to be blown to bits in 4 billion years

- we don’t actually even know what our own galaxy looks like exactly

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

finnp0e:

the most iconic glo up

2015:

2018:

achievement-hunter:

janedoodles:

vintar:

ghostoctopusink:

black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on

holy shit you’re right

THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN

#it’s happy because it knows it’s safe from everything